Worst jokes ever.
Do you know the real reason for the Petrograd riots?
All the grain was technically still there there in storage. A drunk Rasputin had just ordered it to be turned into vodka.
What does the battle of Stalingrad have in common with the two leaders of respective country?
While Hitlers moustache was a solid defensive square with exposed flanks, Stalins was more like a double envelopment.
After a long party, what beer has something in common with a virus?
Every single one, you regret getting them the day after.
Ok here's a new one.
Why are women more cautious and safe drivers?
They know how it is when someone comes too fast.
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